Starving Student Card

If you're a starving student, sign up for the starving student card! It's $30, which is a lot to pay up front, but it gets you $45 of free groceries, a month of free jiu-jitsu classes, free admission to a hockey game, a free game of paintballing (including the rental gun), free car washes, free tire rotations, free flat tire repairs, discount ice cream, free pizza, discounts for local restraunts, and discounts at the bookstore! You even get a free pearl necklace from Goldsmith Jewelers!